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The September 2019 Keynote reeks of boredom

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The September 2019 Keynote reeks of boredom
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I don't know about you, but if the leaks are accurate and there's nothing more to this 2019 Keynote, we're in for a pretty dull time. What does Apple supposedly have in store: an iPhone with a hideous camera bump that's taken a design beating from the competition, an iPhone XR with the bare minimum to sell it at full price, reverse wireless charging that'll drain your iPhone battery even faster, a connected object to find your keys 🔑...

I don’t know about you, but if the leaks are accurate and there’s nothing more to this 2019 Keynote, we’re in for a pretty dull time.

Here’s what Apple supposedly has in store according to the rumors:

  • an iPhone with a hideous camera bump that’s taken a design beating from the competition
  • an iPhone XR with the bare minimum to sell it at full price
  • reverse wireless charging that’ll drain your iPhone battery even faster
  • a connected device to find your keys 🔑 — this one I want to see, because depending on how they implement it, it could actually be quite useful

Personally, I’m waiting for the successor to the adorable iPhone 5SE — basically an Apple phone that does the minimum without frills. A simple phone that doesn’t try to be a camera and stays at a friendly price (around €400).

The kind of phone that’s repairable with reasonably priced parts — because when you see the cost of parts and insurance for the latest models, it’s completely absurd.

Then I’d love a fully autonomous Apple Watch that doesn’t need an iPhone at all. Just ditch the phone — only a watch and AirPods. Yes, that would genuinely be the ideal setup in my opinion.

And stable operating systems from day one, because it’s tiresome waiting 6 months before the big bugs are ironed out. I know, I’m crazy: I keep my personal data on iCloud and Apple Notes. I have all my RAW photos on iCloud too, so with every OS update I hold my breath hoping everything stays in place.

I don’t know about you, but the Microsoft Keynote on their supposedly dual-screen Surface devices has me genuinely more excited than Apple’s — and yet I could never get used to Windows.

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